What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

German Village

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Human" by The Killers

What is your favorite movie quote?

“How do you explain something when you don't even understand yourself?” - The Life of Pi

What is your most used emoji?

"I don't use a lot of emojis. Probably the one where they smile so much their eyes aren't open."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

#sohud

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Hold On, We’re Going Home" by Drake

What is your favorite movie quote?

"You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's 'cause there's better food and cooler people there!" - Angie, Baby Mama

On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower?

"Only, like, two and a half... when I'm listening to rap."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

German Village

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Optimistic" by Radiohead

What is your favorite movie quote?

Can I give you an Office quote instead?

Jan Levinson: “I underestimated you.”

Michael Scott: “Well, maybe next time you’ll estimate me.”

What fictional family would you be a member of?

"When I was a kid my whole family loved Everybody Loves Raymond, and they always talked about how our family was like theirs. So probably that one."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

Italian Village

What song best describes your work ethic?

"The Outsiders" by Eric Church

What is your favorite movie quote?

"Watch. Wallet. Spectacles. Tes***. Good to go!" - Burt Munro, The World's Fastest Indian

What is your spirit animal?

"You're unbelievable. I already know you're writing down what you think it is. I don't know, a bald eagle… or a duck."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

German Village

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Slow Ride" by Foghat

What is your favorite movie quote?

"Aim small, miss small." - The Patriot

If you could be on a reality TV show, which one would you choose?

The Amazing Race.

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

German Village

What song best describes your work ethic?

"When You're Hot, You're Hot" by Jerry Reed

What is your favorite movie quote?

"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!" - Ash, Army of Darkness

How many donuts are you capable of eating in one sitting?

"How many are there?"

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

German Village

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Hakuna Matata" from The Lion King

What is your favorite movie quote?

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads." - Doc, Back to the Future

How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life?

"Senior year of high school. Worst year of my life."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

Italian Village

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews Band

What is your favorite movie quote?

"A lovely cheese pizza, just for me." - Kevin McCallister, Home Alone 2

If you could rule the world for a day, what is one thing you would ban?

"That's a good one. Probably working on Fridays."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

The Short North

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Wasted Days and Wasted Nights" by Freddy Fender

What is your favorite movie quote?

Helen: "Everyone's special, Dash."

Dash: "Which is another way of saying no one is." - The Incredibles

How violently do you have to fight the urge to scream when you hear the ice cream truck coming?

"Not much at all. Those guys are creepy, I was always scared of the ice cream man."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

Italian Village

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Carwash” by Rose Royce

What is your favorite movie quote?

“Have fun storming the castle!” - The Princess Bride

What is the longest word you know?

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

Short North

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Float On" by Modest Mouse

What is your favorite movie quote?

“If you ain't first, you're last” - Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights

What is your real favorite movie, and what movie do you pretend is your favorite to sound cultured?

"Mean Girls. Wait what was the rest of it? 500 Days of Summer."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus?

Worthington.

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley

What is your favorite movie quote?

"I’ll see you there, or I will see you on another time." - Peter Klaven, I Love You, Man

If you were a pair of jeans, what type would you be?

A classic blue jean slim fit.

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

Downtown.

What song best describes your work ethic?

“The Show Goes On” by Lupe Fiasco.

What is your favorite movie quote?

“When the chips are down… These civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” - The Joker, The Dark Knight

What is in the trunk of your car right now?

”Oh boy. Probably some old textbooks, clothes, and something my daughter made at school.”

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

Grandview

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Spanish Pipedream” by John Prine

What is your favorite movie quote?

"What the hell kind of clown are you?" - Quick Change

If you could have any fictional character as your imaginary friend, who would you choose and why?

"Ice Bear from We Bare Bears."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

German Village

What song best describes your work ethic?

"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" by Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett

What is your favorite movie quote?

"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries." - Super Troopers

If you had to use a fake name, what fake name would you make up?

"It depends what the fake name would be for. Probably Cat Nip."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

Short North

What song best describes your work ethic?

“Burning Too” by Fugazi

What is your favorite movie quote?

“This aggression will not stand, man.” - Jeffrey, The Big Lebowski

If you were a wrestler, what would be your entrance theme song?

“To Have and Have Not” by Billy Bragg

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

German Village

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Kick Drum Heart" by The Avett Brothers

What is your favorite movie quote?

“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?

"Keep it as a pet, for sure."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

The Alphabet Streets

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Human" by The Killers

What is your favorite movie quote?

"Remember, boys, no points for second place" - Slider, Top Gun

Have you ever started petting a really fluffy dog and just gotten very overwhelmed by how fluffy this dog is?

"Next."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

Grandview

What song best describes your work ethic?

“Let It Happen” by Tame Impala

What is your favorite movie quote?

“But I’m trying Ringo… I’m trying real hard to be the shepherd.” - Jules, Pulp Fiction

If you could live in any TV show, which one would it be?

"The Office, obviously.”

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

Short North

What song best describes your work ethic?

“Bust a Move” by Young MC

What is your favorite movie quote?

“So, I got that going for me.” - Karl, Caddyshack

What did you name your first car?

”Blue Streak. It was a 1980 Blue Fire Bird. And it was before the movie came out.”

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

Victorian Village

What song best describes your work ethic?

"I Don't Get Tired" by Kevin Gates

What is your favorite movie quote?

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump

How much deeper do you think the ocean would be if sponges didn’t grow in it?

"2 feet."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

OSU campus

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Hang on Sloopy" by The OSU Marching Band

What is your favorite movie quote?

"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying." - Red, Shawshank Redemption

If you could bring back any trend, what would it be?

"Men wearing nice hats. Mine would be a visor. If you see me on the weekend, I'm always wearing a visor."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus?

Short North

What song best represents your work ethic?

"Work Remix" by A$AP Ferg

What is your favorite movie quote?

"I am Iron Man.” - Tony Stark, Avengers Endgame

If you could have a super power, which would you choose?

"The power to grow hair."

What is your favorite neighborhood in Columbus? 

Scioto Audubon Dog Park

What song best describes your work ethic?

"Pick of the Litter" by Bow Wow

What is your favorite movie quote?

"MORONS! I'm surrounded by MORONS!" - Carface, All Dogs Go To Heaven

What’s your favorite flavor of Skittles?

"They have flavors?"